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  2. Idk the fuck to type here well here goes,

    So its been a month plus since im serving the nation. Screw ns for taking away my weekdays. Life has been tiring. Alot of shits to Study. The first day at tekong, went there with mummy baba and bb. Its so fucking sad. I hate the fact that i need to serve this shit. So took the ferry there, so slow like one fuck. Reach there, do in processing shit and off to the auditorium for a talk. After that, went cook house for lunch. Had lunch with parents and bb. She look so sad. I nearly cried but hey, sometimes we need hold the tears. After lunch, its time for me to separate from them. Hugged parents and bb so tight. Fall in, waved, march to coy line. So after finishing all of the in processing, i sat on my bunk, wondering “The fuck am i doing here in this stupid place.” tekong was good, the facility there was awesome. Adjustment week, 3weeks of hell inside tekong. Outfield, IFC, IMT, LIVE RANGE and hand grenade all in a month. Yes im PES c but the fucking way they treated us, Worst than pes b. Bb fetched me on my first book out. Headed home, slack with bb and eat then off to town without bb. :( . Met irfan, bought DGK cap and headed to Starbucks. Met ayie and kat, slack for a while and i headed home. Went to the hosp and i receive 2days of mc cause i was sick……Abit. HAHA. Then on monday, met bb and slacked at home the whole day!! Booked in on tuesday, then nth much, treated like dogs and OUT FROM TEKONG!

    Now im in STC, Sembawang camp, YES, SEMBAWANG. Then bla bla bla bla bla
    Met bb to celebrate her birthday! Woke up super early idk why texted bb and she was shocked. Idk why. Lol. Met her at 10 or 11 i think. Brunch at ljs, had a little talk and off to town for madagascar! Kanina the story so good ah fuck. Lol. And oh, me and bb tried coldstone for the first time. Sedap dap dap sialan. The way they handled the ice cream, crazy mofo. How can you throw the sexy ice cream to the air and smack them to the whateverfuckyoucallthat. Lol. Then after that, met the TO guys, headed to POMO, booked jamming place and we separated for a while. Played pool with bb, I TIO PNWED SIAL!! Birthday luck ah i think. Haha. Too much of miniclip ah this girl. Accuracy so zai. Haha. Then we jammed, played the drums, FUCKED UP. Then we went to FISH AND CO! Bb tanak diri atas kerusi. Once in a year je sey. :(. We had sea food platter for 2. So delicioso siol. Haha. Then headed home after that. I hope she had fun.
    Met her today, played pool again and guess who won ah. Guess ah!! Haha. She rebonded her hair, kimak, so kakak2 sia. Crop tee summore. Beautiful.

    You are one strong girl, the strongest i’ve met. I hope you stay this strong. Dont leave me. :( . Iloveyou imani. Mwahmwahmwah. Xoxo

  3. What? Sorry? 8th may? FUCK. 
So hello there, today is the 8th of may. So that means im enlisting in around errr 11hours more? Yes, i’ll be enlisting soon in tekong sialan. Aww yes, idk how the fuck does this gonna work. Im feeling fucking nervous like fuck. How is it like in NS? How is it like to be treated like dogs running around like idiots? lol. Going to go thru with this for 2years. 2Fucking years. By the time i finish this shit, baby is almost done with school. 
Kimak macam baru semalam aku kire lagi 30+ hari. So today is the day mannnn. Leaving family, friends and also Sharleen imani. Promise me you will take care of yourself, Promise me to stay with me no matter how fucked up i can get, Promise not to leave me, Promise me to take care of yourself when im in. Iloveyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. 
Sigh idk what to say alr ah, no words can describe the fuck am i feeling right now. so nervous, so scared, so WHAT THE FUCK. Fuck this, gonna try to sleep. Fuh, fuck this feeling. Iloveyou with all my heart, insya’allah everything will be just fine. Iloveyou, Be safe when im not around. Take goodcare of yourself, Study well. Dont skip school. See you soon. XOXOXOXOXO

    What? Sorry? 8th may? FUCK. 

    So hello there, today is the 8th of may. So that means im enlisting in around errr 11hours more? Yes, i’ll be enlisting soon in tekong sialan. Aww yes, idk how the fuck does this gonna work. Im feeling fucking nervous like fuck. How is it like in NS? How is it like to be treated like dogs running around like idiots? lol. Going to go thru with this for 2years. 2Fucking years. By the time i finish this shit, baby is almost done with school. 

    Kimak macam baru semalam aku kire lagi 30+ hari. So today is the day mannnn. Leaving family, friends and also Sharleen imani. Promise me you will take care of yourself, Promise me to stay with me no matter how fucked up i can get, Promise not to leave me, Promise me to take care of yourself when im in. Iloveyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. 

    Sigh idk what to say alr ah, no words can describe the fuck am i feeling right now. so nervous, so scared, so WHAT THE FUCK. Fuck this, gonna try to sleep. Fuh, fuck this feeling. Iloveyou with all my heart, insya’allah everything will be just fine. Iloveyou, Be safe when im not around. Take goodcare of yourself, Study well. Dont skip school. See you soon. XOXOXOXOXO

  4. Kite plying. Okay imma try to post using some Philippine accents. Trying my best okay!

    Okay Peepoll here we go, So on Monday me and leen go kite plying at some riberside park at Sengkang. Met up with leen at Hougang. Something setupid happened to me. Da bawak kite, Luper string kite. Im not that setupid. I porgot only. lol. Then beli snacky snacky. So yeah, apter beli string and aberyting, we proceeded to the riberside park. Kimak aku nyer sexcited. So the pirst attempt we tried to ply the kite, Tak menjadi. Aku macam yeye tarik kite macam tarik boat titanic. Tapi tetap tak naik sebab takde angin. So we chilled abit lepak minom kopi pat kedai wak salleh. Chey tu bedek. So we lepak drink drink then suddenly the wind came. So i decided to let bb ply the kite and……………………….IT WORKS! THE KITE PLY BERY PAR AWAY! bb so exited. I think its her pirst time. So cute. Apter an hour i decided to roll the kite string slowly. THEN THE KITE LANDED SLOWLY ON ITS OWNSELP! MOTHERPUCKINGKITE. Yes the pucked up part, the kite was 9178516823781561826738123miles away prom where we’re sitting. So me, Doing my job as a good boypren(choiks). Go take the kite and she slowly roll the string. Yes, the pucking kite was so par away till it landed near the BKE highway. I think ip i never roll the string bepore it landed on the ground, conpirm it landed on the highway and conpirm got accident kebabom ching ching chong piew piew boo tak dush tak. *Sound eppects made straight prom Philippine* So yeah apter around 10mins op rolling the strings, we sit bawah pondok kire kan macam loving couple giler babi cutie apple pie not prom Mac one. Took some poto poto then opp to Sengkang S&R Center to eat Mac/Macs or whateber you pucktards called it. Bb tanak makan macspicy. :(. So apter eating, Daddy petched bb then we separated. awwww.

    Today,  

    We went on at date at WaterPront Park at Woodlands. Met bb at woodlands then we go to WaterPront park. We took the right bus but alighted at the wrong bustop. Idk there’s a prison at Admiralty. So we walk walk talk shit then we reach this long ass motherPucking Jetty. Walked to the end then we picnic. Aku macam yeye ckp opp jetty tu town, Padahal johor. Buto Johor nyer town jugak ape. LOL. So we duduk duduk took potos potos again then we tengok sun sampai kol 7.30. SUNSET! WOOOO~ Anw bb today teach me alot op lesson abt the sun and the moon. I planned with bb to ply to the sun, She said its mad hot, So i planned to go to the sun at night. Cleber but setupid at the same time. So we talk talk then leave cause  bb mengandung mengidam nak makan nasi lemak. Tah anak sape tah aku pon tak sure. L O L. Then opp the Old woodlands to grab some pood. I had my Roti Prata koyak koyak kuah campur atas pinggan makan golek golek sebab sedap sangat. So Apter that we took 912 and bb and i separate. :( 

    Overall i had a great time wip leen. Tho we just sitting around and talk stupps, there’s always an interesting part. Ilubyou like the way Philippine talks. Meet me soon! Lubyou!

    xoxo.

  5. Okay boplehs! Im gonna post this in malay! Sorry boplehs. 

    Okay hi kawan kawan ku dan sahabat sahabat ku. Okay la aku rase tu word both same. Okay da la diam la sialan. So anw, Aku buat banyak jugak bende last week. So err first of all, AKU JUMPE FAMILY GIRLPREN AKU SIALAN. Leen nyer parents nyer muker like “Oh ni budak yang ajak anak aku keluar eh” Okay la aku bachol sikit. Tak sikit uh actually banyak jugak uh. Bopleh aku ngan Adam’s apple da switch. But parents leen friendly jugak. Dapat jugak aku bebual ngan mama dier. Happy giler sia aku. So aku makan step sopan santun, sikit sikit je. LOL. Then duduk duduk main leen. Eh salah, main guitar i mean and nyanyi nyanyi. Adek sedare dier kimak peh tinggi macam sialan padahal umur belom 16 pon. Aku enjoy jugak pat sane actually. So on the 24th, leen nyer turn jumpe parents aku. WOOO~ Aku tak sabar sialan nak tengok reaction KeBacholan dier. LOL. KIMAK THEN QIS DATANG! Buto cute giler ni budak. So cheerful. Senyum senyum, ketawe ketawe. Tapi dier malu ngan aku. Sigh. And aku rase on that day aku overdress sia. Tapi takpe, Demi parents leen nyer first impression. Aku sanggup buat ape ape. LOL.

    So lepas tu aku balek, awwwww. Jumpe Fan and Aan pat tamp and sialans ni lambat macam baruwa. Then off to ecp to celebrate Mark’s chalet. Okay la actually, aku tak kenal sape dier, intan yang jemput. So lepak lepak pat saner try lari daripade keboring-an. Then kol 1plus, minom black label. Buto la konek uh tu black label. Minum clean pon tak rase. jahanam sialan. And intan forever defeated like bopleh and so as aan. Aku ngan fan chill giler babi tak rase ape ape. Then intan hilang handphone. Part ni aku malas nak update sebab aku malas nak pikir balek. So yea..

    Aku rindu kau uh leen, kau rindu aku? Tak? Okay. Anw, meet soon okay love? MWAHMWAHMWAH XOXO. 

  6. Leap year leap year leap year. Omg words cant describe how i enjoyed today very much man. Seriously. Well actually we planned to slack at keppel bay but then shit happens and suddenly made a last minute plan to Haw Par Villa. Fuck, its been a long time since i went to this kind of parks. Studied alot abt chinese culture thingy with bb. Kanasai got this gorilla weighs 7000kg sialan. So fat and heavy. Then we jalan jalan then masok this cave. Best sia the cave. And oh, it was raining. Pergi park ngan leen selalu hujan. Ade patang uh aku rase. Lol. Then after that we went to labrador, eat mac like fat kids. Yes uh aku pakse leen makan macspicy for the first time. Padan muker kau. Mwah. Then we walked to labrador park. Ah fuck the uphills and stuffs. Tho it was raining, i feel so fking hot. And guess what, leen tak pernah pergi sane. Like whuttt. •_•. Lol. So panjat panjat bukit then off to vivo to get my fking gongchang. Eh wrong, gongcha. Nice sialan the milk tea. Then off to woodlands, send bb home.

    So yeah, thats what i did today. Tak pernah aku keluar ngan matair aku gi tempat tempat history gini. Gerek giler, korang kene try! :’{D . Thanks for the awesome day leen. Ilubyouupdownleftrightallover. Mwah. Xoxo

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